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02

Sep

man.

don’t even ask me how many hours i logged playing sims 4 today. because it was a lot and i feel slightly embarrassed by it.

I DID IT. I JUST BOUGHT THE SIMS 4. IT WAS PROBABLY REALLY STUPID OF ME TO DO THAT BUT MAN IMPULSE TOOK OVER AND I’VE WANTED IT AND NOW IT’S DOWNLOADING AHHHHHHHHH

but i did have to save a little bit and i only got the standard, so i don’t think i’ll be getting any new clothes or anything. oh well. I’LL BUY THE NEW STUFF LATER AHHHHHH

01

Sep

janefoster:

basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”

babycuts:

pugbugduckmug:

sleepy transparent pug

yes

babycuts:

pugbugduckmug:

sleepy transparent pug

yes

Fuck him. Get someone that wants you enough to give you a fucking text back. You know?

cafai (via fhume)

😒😓

(via chanel-and-louboutins)

DUDE

shakeology is $120 a month :/

i’ll be lucky if i make that much on my next two checks, with how much they’ve been cutting our hours.

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

why did the semen cross the road?

because i put on the wrong sock this morning

(Source: 420dongsquad)

Anonymous said: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

fishingboatproceeds:

"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

sebastian handsome stan at wizard world chicago comic con 2014

(Source: tatiacpetrova)